Crane needed to rescue 600-pound man on a shipping pallet from his Florida apartment

Bariatric lmao they'll make up anything to keep from hurtin feelings . 70's 80's was called a big fat mofo .

 

This news is disturbing

 

I remember when I was a kid reading the Guinness Book of World Records when it was a thing. The entry for the fattest dude alive was someone who weighed over 1000lbs. It listed what he usually ate for the day, and I remember clearly it stated about 2lbs of bacon with his breakfast. 2lbs! I was young and stupid and thought, wow, 2lbs of bacon a day! He is living the dream!

 

I wish I got the call for that move

I would have taken the several thousand dollars and subbed it out for a couple cases of beer and a couple pizzas to 6 buddies who I told I needed help with moving a pool table. DONE