Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

And people wonder why their trucks get set on fire

 

Never got the appeal, I can make a lawnmower make the same racket. There is one of those cars on the other side of the train tracks from me . Just far enough away to not break the window and put a road flare in the backseat. The second time that wakes me up, would be the last time.
I noticed all those trucks had illegal tires protruding past the body, and those silly tiny rubber band tires. I bet more than half of those trucks pull nothing around but a mullet with two full sleeves

 

Little sumpin here... Applies to a lot of "influencers/podcasters these days....

 

Another pancake could fit on there

 

I’m on a diet

 

You are holding up her attack on breakfast. You might be next if you drag around to long. Jus saying...

 

Ah man! It is the "rims"... You have to understand the importance and status they lend...
Car salesman on lot when a repo truck wheels in. Shows a list and asks if they had this car. Sales says yes, it is over there . Repoed it last month.
Repo ask if the have some blocks or want it left on the ground, as he is there to get his wheels and tires.
Really, well, I will get some used steel up here, hold on.

Conversation while hand is getting the steel goes like this........
Repo: Whuffo yall take the mans car?
Sales:He was 90 past due and kept saying he had other things to pay before he could spring the car. Musta been important...
Repo: It sure as hell was. He was paying us $50 a week on the rims and had not missed a Saturday...
Lesson learned here: Man should analyze his priorities....