Muck Boots 'n' Slickers - Life of a Livestock Hauler

At least it wasn't a fruity flavored hard seltzer water like a White Claw

 

Reminds me of my son a few years back. I think he went to the county lockup every Monday morning just to find some diamond in the rough that had a sign that said will open my mouth for food and will open my legs for a cigarette. He pulled in some real queens. Thank God he got past that stage.

 

He didn’t happen to serve a stint in the USMC did he?? I’ve heard that their standards are somewhat lacking

 

Lamont you big dummy

 

Are you SURE you want more stuff?

 

So, what does it mean when your loving wife of dang near half a century allows you to go out in public with your shirt buttoned one hole off - and you go to another state to purchase equipment - and your son goes with you and never says a thing - and you don't find out until late in the evening when you get home and look in the mirror after taking a crap? Dang I'm getting old.

 

Yeah, cigarettes are expensive now.

 

It is so strange.. Shirt buttoned zig zag gets no comment or notice, but just leave the fly unfastened and it is billboard time. All sorts of weird motions and hand gestures, plus the really smart comments verbally once outed....
I wonder if they have an obsession sometimes.....A simple elbow jab and a discrete aside whisper is so appreciated.

 

At least you had a shirt on…and a button down shirt. Not some raggedy cutoff wife beater. Who cares if it’s buttoned one hole off?