Headset Speaker phones in the toilets?

“Hi honey…how are you? Another day in paradise here. I had oatmeal for breakfast. The echo? Right now I’m taking a dump. I’m in the number three stall from the entrance. I will try to get a stall closer to the door next time. Perhaps it will help with the echo?
[FLUSH]
Of wow, honey bun, I put an 8 inch steamer in the bowl…after I flushed, it mad 5 rotations around the bowl before it broke. Has to be a record. You’re pregnant? How did you get pregnant when you had a headache the last 9 months I came home? It’s not mine? You want me to sign the birth certificate? Okay honey bun…”

 

Don’t have any headphones or buds whatever they are called and I usually leave the phone in the truck.
Nothing wrong with being away from the phone for a while.

 

Whenever I hear them chatting away, I make sure that my hands are real dry using the air driers. The Xlerator ones seem to be the loudest but also make the biggest mess everywhere. Sometimes might take 2 or 3 cycles.

 

Well.....when that phone is attached to your hand 24/7, you really don't have a choice in the matter.....

 

If I even get the slightest hint I talking to someone on the bowl, I have before and will continue to hang up on their dirty ### and tear into them when I finally answer later.

 

Get loud and give a comedy show lmao. Holy crap that stinks. Wtf this guy eat? Yo my guy you dead in there? Dude sounds like nasa just launched a rocket out your ###, you gonna live in there?

have a little fun

 

I just had the best experience with a guy in a stall yet. I was at the urinal taking a leak, when I hear a clattering sound and suddenly dude starts singing away in there. He actually had quite a nice voice for singing too. Turns out the clattering was him hanging his cane up on the door to the stall. Idk how you sing on the pot, but he was managing it lol.

 

You can do the same when someone is loudly using speakerphone in public, not just bathroom. Stand near the person and speak into your phone and describe things "wow this guy has his whole ink pen up his nose while 8 of us watch, AHHH YUCK he's eating his dang boogers what the frank!!! If he looks at you, point I to your phone like you are having a conversation, not talking about him. Feel free to supply whatever outrage works best in the situation. Why is that guy playing with himself in line at the cashier? I've never seen a man nibble on another man's ear in a convenience store before. Does he know there's a big poop stain on his pants?