What if it Snows?

I ain’t never been too bright when it comes to cooters. It makes me sorta stupid

 

They got half the money and all the poon in the world so it’s pretty much a no win situation

 

In the immortal words of "Jock" DeMoville.( cattleman) down the road at Okolona, MS., when told of this is quoted to have said:
"Then I won't go..."

However; there was a joke around, after he pulled out into the highway in front of a speeding truck...
"Did 'Jock' ever get that trailer hitch made he was gonna do?? Naw, he did not. So he took nothing.

 

I’ve just accepted my lot in life.

 

Ain’t never seen a U-Haul behind a hearse

 

They all are.

 

In case some of you out in Az need to know

 

If it's got tits or wheels, it's going to give you trouble.

 

i like the remodels where the womans says to the plumber , we 're saving the tile its 125 yrs old and i pull out my lazer pointer that shines a $ and say that'll be moar .

 

Commercial vinyl walls and celing and floor a 2"floor drain in the center , with 2- 3/4in ball valves going to a pressure wand, super size walk in shower . Eazy 2 clean . Then call a moving truck lol.