You might be a trucker, if...

You decide to stop at the J in your pickup, and pull through the fuel island for big trucks. Then don't realize what you did until you get out.

 

that is so true

 

They look at you like, You dumb a$z truck driver! Don't ask how I know this!

 

Schnider...

 

Oh come on!!

 

how about when i'm done driving, and its been a bit of a long day, i jump in my personal truck, i go to push the brake button, realize im in my truck, then still try to push the non existent clutch and grab the non existent shift lever?

 

Here's one for ya . . . your 4-wheeler is a stick shift, and you start looking for the ranger button for the higher gears!

 

I have pulled in to an open scale in my pickup, luckily I got the green arrow for the bypass lane and rolled right back onto the highway. I never even gave it a thought till I got down the road a couple miles.

 

That is funny.

Id have laughed even harder though if they axled you out.

 

When you get into your pickup, turn the key on and your left hand is looking for the push to start button.