Werner Trainer Craps Himself

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  1. Gatordude

    Gatordude Medium Load Member

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    My god, loved reading that post. About peed myself I was laughing so dang hard!!! If OTR doesn`t work out you should think about a career as a humor columnist.
    Best of luck to ya!!!
     
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  3. phroziac

    phroziac Road Train Member

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    Honestly if I was your trainer, I would have expected you to *try* it, and i would only take over if it was clear that you were not handling it alright....and I'm thinking you probably did just fine but were just scared as hell. Been there, done that!

    Where are you now? Did you finish training? When?

    Whatcha gonna do when you have a 1000 mile load and the farther south you get, the heavier the snow gets? Visibility is just barely enough, roads are slick, you're in the mountains, its coming down, the plows are out but its coming down fast enough that the plows cant keep up?

    Thats how i learned how to drive in snow....you cant just shut down and tell em you arent doing it, cause...whatcha gonna do the REST of the winter? hehe...
     
  4. CaterpillarDiesel

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    LMAO! thats got to be the funniest thing i've EVER read hahaha
     
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  5. Marine277

    Marine277 Bobtail Member

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    THAT HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST STORY I EVER HEARD....I JUST STARTED MY DRIVING CAREER WITH CENTRAL REF AND JUST GOT DONE WITH TRAINING. I HAD A COUPLE OF MY CLASS MATES, HAVE TRAINERS LIKE THAT BUT THE TRAINEE'S REPORTED THEM AND THEY WERE REPREMANDED. I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW SOMEONE CAN SIT IN THEIR OWN FILTH FOR DAYS ON END. I ALSO FEEL YOU SHOULD NOT BE ALOUD TO TRAIN OTHER DRIVERS IF YOUR A PIG. BUT I DO AGREE WITH ANOTHER POST REPLY.....DON'T BE A TRUCKER GO GET A JOB BEING A WRITER BECAUSE THAT WAS HILARIOUS..:biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559::biggrin_2559:
     
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  6. skullitor

    skullitor Medium Load Member

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    I agree 1000% I LMFAO at your comment, As it is BOTH FUNNY but sadly true.
     
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  7. Wanna drive

    Wanna drive Light Load Member

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    Hey Chief, There is a difference between missin a shower or two and nasty butt juice in the truck! Later- dude, enjoyed the story. First time I laughed out loud since I been reading stories on here. Sorry for you though. Hope this NEVER happens to me!
     
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  8. CondoCruiser

    CondoCruiser The Legend

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    I saved this post till now. It was hilarious. Just to think a blob of stench travelled 2,000,000 miles. That's alot of Big Macs!
    You wanna another good laugh, search Chili Cookoff. It's in the joke section. That one is hilarious too.
     
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  9. Marine277

    Marine277 Bobtail Member

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    SINCE READING THIS STORY I HAVE FORWARDED IT TO ALL OF MY FRIENDS, FAMILY, AND EVEN MY TRAINER (aka My Father-In-Law). ALL HAVE AGREED TO BE THE FUNNIEST STORY THEY HAVE HEARD IN A WHILE. I'M GOING TO TELL MY KIDS THIS DISFAVORY TALE OF THE GRUESOME WERNER EARNER WHO WILL..IF YOUR NOT GOOD...SLEEP IN YOUR BED AND YOU'LL WAKE UP WITH THE RASH OF DOOM!!!
    THAT SHOULD TEACH THEM FROM BEING BAD WHILE I'M GONE....LMAO


    BEST PART OF STORY WAS PICTURING THE OLD MAN WITH SUCH FEAR IN HIS EYES AFTER HIS LAST MIS-COUNT! I WAS DRIVING BY MYSELF THROUGH IN,IL,OH AND JUST KEPT LAUGHING TO THIS MENTAL PIC.
     
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  10. PeterbiltLover

    PeterbiltLover Light Load Member

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    that was a funny story lol i couldnt help but laugh im sorry dude. but im hoping i pass my road test with swift so i aint got to go out with a trainer monday lol
     
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  11. DickJones

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    plan on going out with a mentor for at least a week. any previous experience with a Class A?
     
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