Truck Stop Etiquette (How to behave yourself at the truck stop)

You should have called this "The King James Version" of truck stop etiquette!

 

thou shall utter the words "THANK YOU" after another person/driver extends the smallest of courtesy. Saying T/Y will not make you any less of a human being, nor will you be looked upon as an outcast or made fun of, for being polite.

 

Thank ye!!!

 

I'm currently at the Flying J in Russellville AR. I am in a bobtail. At these Js, they have enough room up front to park the bobtails. Well....here there is only 2 of us up front. In the back, I counted 6 taking up 6 WHOLE parking spaces. Here in an hour or 2, this place is gonna be full and there may be 6 drivers with trailers SOL because of the lazy, inconsiderate "steering wheel holders" who are not thinking about the other drivers....

 

Thou shalt not blow the airhorn while other drivers are trying to sleep.


Thou shalt not park outside of lined parking spaces when other parking spaces are available.

 

I pity the poor fools that hit on my wife at truckstops.....She can be meaner than I can!

 

Thou shall NOT punch out the KIOSK machines.

 

We were in Houston at the Flyin' J and my wife was havin' her morning coffee and I was sittin' about 20 feet away playin' on my computer when all of the sudden I hear her say....."Oh HELL NO!" I looked up and she's on her feet and says..."#######, You need to get cleaned up and lookin' and smellin' way better than you do just to strike out in my neighborhood!" Then she says..."Do you even OWN a mirror?" and then she says..."Get the #### away from me!"

I was walkin' over there (just in case I needed to save his life) when the poor idiot walked away....So I said, "Oh! I see you've met my wife!"