Truck Stop Etiquette (How to behave yourself at the truck stop)

Yeah, me too! Injun, you owe me a new keyboard! That soda that came through my nose is not going to come out of those keys!!

 

I always open the doors to leave the bathroom with paper towels because of this disgusting habit by some people.

 

You've actually seen that happen? PLEASE tell me you are joking?

 

Not only do I not know the answer, but I'm glad you you were the one to ask! (Cuz I would have had to!)

So enquiring minds want to know, what is a "Buffalo report"???

 

A Buffalo is a male lot lizzard.

So I'm guessing that the Buffalo report means soming is looking for a good buddy!

 

that's to funny, a lot lizard and a buffalo hmmmmm what an interesting combo lmao

 

All the time--so much so that a lot of times I'll make an announcement over the CB:

Good morning drivers and welcome to Pilot!

We'd like to remind you that our parking lot is under video surveillance, so please don't piss at the fuel islands. Restrooms are available inside for your convenience. And once again, thanks for stopping at Pilot!

This is followed by a few seconds of silence. Then you hear:

When did Pilot start announcing over the CB?

Shut up stupid, they don't announce over the CB!

But that sounded for real.

It ain't real... he said 'PISS'... Pilot wouldn't say 'PISS' over the air.

I ain't got no panties on.

 

Thou shall noteth bloweth your honker to rid yourself of a quart of snotteth, and show anyone who cares to looketh, when others are trying to eateth.

 

And THAT, ladies and gents, is a certified transcript from an actual recording of an intelligent CB radio conversation heard any Pilot.

 

here is a good one....and it could go for your local yard too....

thal shall not sweep their trailer out onto the ground.

i always carry a big dust pan, and a big grey bucket from Menards, and i'll sweep the debris into that. you dont know what is in that trailer. could there be a bolt? glass? something else that could get into another drivers tires? or yours? no reason to be sloppy....it just shows you're lazy.