Hillbilly Cities to Avoid

Personally I seek out Hillbilly locations, its the big city rats that scare the hell out of me. I fear no hillbilly.

 

>>>Get over it? No, probably not.

Sure you will, it's not the end of the world or your job, just a crappy piece of it...

>>>And keep on truckin? Yeah, because I can't afford the alternative.

You're just down on it now and nothing anyone can say will take that away but I can tell you're smart enough to know like everything else in life, this too shall pass and it will when you're done with it...

God, grant me the serenityTo accept the things I cannot change;Courage to change the things I can;And wisdom to know the difference.I truly wish you the best...

 

Walstib. I don't mean to be harsh but. I have dealt with this cash cow myself. The story. Berkley springs WVA. I was drivin' a KWT600. Went through the light while it was still green, I was letting the jake do the work. There was a cop sitting at the light and he watched as I went past. Long story short he gave me a ticket because they have a anti jake law in this town. The line he gave me was... The buck has to stop somewhere and my boss(the judge) is getting tired of hearing jakes as his court is in session. My ticket was ONLY as he said to be about $50 or so. Called into court an the lady said... $150! Well guess what? There was a law in this town. BUT! It said no UNMUFFLED engine brakes. Well suprise! My truck HAD TWO MUFFLERS on it! I got charged with operating a unsafe vehicle.How they changed a noise ordinance ticket to a unsafe vehicle I dont know! Oh wait. I do know! Corrupt court people.Yeah they see us as a money tree. Once you are out here you will see what so many of us are saying.

 

Gotta wonder if that cop would have pulled ya over if you didnt have your jakes going.

General rule of thumb, I turn off my jakes in small towns. Easy target, its an absolute no brainer...

 

Makes no difference....still tastes like chicken.

 

Easy with all the Derogatory Hillbilly comments now!

Any small town in OH fits the bill.

 

Stark, Florida. Quite possibly the worst speed trap in the state. It goes from 60mph to 30mph than continues through countless fast food venues. Avoid if possible.