Any LEO

Scuby,

You hear everything, and I mean everything. First and foremost 95% of the folks I stop out right lie. They do they Eddie Murphy line from RAW years ago, "It wasn't me." You hear anything from "I have to use the bathroom", "I'm late for this or that.". "My kid is here and this happended." The only one that I can remember letting go after his excuse was a four wheeler years ago. Stop the guy for speeding and when I walked up to the car he was pale white and sweating profusely. The guy just had a sick look about him. He said he thought he had the flu and had stuff running out of both ends and he was trying to get home. While I was waiting to get his license, he threw up all over his dash and then took a sheet in his pants. I heard this thunderous roar come from his hind end and could hear what sounded like he filled up his pants. At that point I didn't want nothing to do with this fella. Besides, The cost to clean his car and the time involved were far more than would I would have gave him. I did have an old lady, about 70 or so stopped last year for speeding. While I was back writing her paperwork, she got out of the vehicle and started walking back to my car. I got out and told her to stop and I would come to her. Right then she let out a roar and sheet in her pants. That was the nastiest smell, worse than anything I smelled from my kids. I had to call her husband to come and get her. She said to me, "I told you I had to sheet."

 

i guess sometimes people are telling the truth as to why they are speeding to get home.

cuz i know when i "gotta go".....bro......"i gotta go".....!!!

 

A friend of mine is a Doctor in a rural area. He was exceeding the speed limit in his Suburban one morning, on his way to the hospital to deliver a baby, when pulled over by a Trooper. He ran back to the cruiser and handed the Trooper his wallet and said he would meet him at the Hospital, and took off! He told me the trooper pursued, to give him an escort, but couldn't catch him to pass. He didn't get a ticket, but did get a lecture later in the day.

 

I dunno, if I ever get that close to crapping my pants and a cop pulls me over. I will make sure it takes place inside that patrol car LOL. I will find reason for the LEO to put me in there

See... told ya I had to poop

 

cmon diesel bear---i think you should have frisked them before you let them go--

 

i cant stop laughing stop that hahaha

 

Tell them to empty their pockets, right?

 

Maybe you should stress to empty their pockets and not their BOWELS!

 

lolololol that thar is funny