Conversations with Cops

Was coming into Florida on I-95 one December morning about 3 am, had my truck decorated for Christmas, complete with big lit up Santa decoration on the grill.
Officer at Ag Inspection Station hollared at me to stop as I rolled through. He started walking up to my truck, placed his hand on his pistol. I was trying to figure out what I had done. He said " DRIVER I OUGHT TO SHOOT YOU !". Now I was really concerned. " YOU RAN OVER SANTA, AND HE IS STILL ON THE FRONT OF YOUR TRUCK". We both laughed, wished each other a Merry Christmas, and went back to work.

 

Let that be a warning to you all....

 

Headed North out of Laredo one summer. 113 degrees outside.

Came into the border station and they had a dog they wanted to search the truck with.

I told them it might not be a good idea with the crazy cat.

They wanted to know why I thought the cat was crazy.


Told them I had the AC on high in the back and it was cooler. The AC on high in the front and not as cool as the bunk. Yet the crazy cat was laying on the dash in the sun. What sane animal would be laying there and not in the cool bunk?

They started laughing at told me I could go on.

 

I've kinda been hankering for a cat or dog... that could get me out of a sticky situation all right!

 

When double 27s were authorized in Illinois in 1969, Chippewa's new rig was measured on the first trip out of Chicago. The next night, they pulled me around back again.

I said, "You just measured it last night."

They said, "We're going to measure it again."

That made a lot of sense to me since the fifth wheel was welded in position, etc.

 

I pulled in to the ag station on I-20 in Florida haulin a Carnival Carosel. Ag officer asked me what i was pullin told him it was artificial Live Stock.

 

my four wheeling days:

Im doing 92 in my Celica and a cop pulls me over, and already knowing im screwed, the trooper comes up and I roll down my window and say in a rather annoyed tone:

"So you want me to buy tickets to the troopers ball right?"

He looked at me annoyed and said: "Troopers dont have balls..." then paused, shook his head, and walked back to the car driving off.

 

That's just not right Forrest...Lol

 

What would you have done if it was a Female Trooper hahaha


I passed a trooper doing 75 in a 65.. I just pulled over. I told him I couldn't see the speedometer with my head stuck up my butt. He laughed so hard he almost tripped walking back to his car..