Is it scary when you are driving in Colorado?

Is it scary driving in Colorado?

No! It's scary driving in Chicago!

 

Sometimes, it's scary reading this forum!

 

I'm parked at a truck stop in Denver and I'm still scared!
I'm worried that the thinner air up here may cloud my judgement.
I'm worried about all the tourists and their "we're going to Vail, man" attitude.
I'm worried about the rocky mountain oysters.
I'm worried that the good karma of my Green Bay Packers hoodie may rub off and infect the Broncos!

I'm also worried about all these CRST trucks that are sitting here parked.

 

You decided to move across Quebec to lot lizard central!

Umm... see the above.

That's how we identify the ones to clean out, and send packing!

I'd be more worried about the donor... he's probably still PO'd about that!

Ah... let 'em have the touchdown! We'll make it up! NOT!!! 31-24

They're parked. Worry about them when they're moving!

 

You're killin' me here, Jarhed.
Thanx!

 

I'm sitting at home--but reading this I am scared to leave!LOL

 

The "bears" at the scale houses are all grizzly's now. They only found bones from the last driver they took out behind the coop for an "inspection!"

 

I got in my car today and drove somewhere. I crossed over a bridge and made the mistake of looking down. i was scared. I don't think I'm going to drive anymore. I might fall off the bridge and die. Come to think of it, I dont think I'm going outside anymore. Never know when a tree branch might fall down and hit me in the head. I could die ya know. And those stray dogs just might have rabies. Never know when they are lurking around in the bushes. They could come out and bite my frail wittle wrists and kill me.

 

All right,all I needed to hear. F### it.. Stayin home for the rest of my natural life..Well,till the beer runs out..Or,at least till I get kicked out..

 

Is it possible that nobody else posts in this thread? I'm getting tired of pointing and clicking the number to go to the next page. It's really starting to become a hassle.