New york city!

Whew...,At least from here on out,it will take some off the pressure off at the Thanksgiving table.....

 

My first exwife quacked like a duck after they removed her gall bladder.

 

You either can't comprehend my points or choose to ignore them. In any case I could care less. I know what I said is true. Yes I've driven overseas. I've lived there for several years.

 

if you want some fun---put a fart machine under the xmas dinner table--right by where the old people are sitting----but only tell your wife
my god it was hilarious--like about 20 people there---i had to get up and look out the window cause i was shooting mashed potatoes out my nose--all these old people giving each other dirty looks--one got up and opened the window---i even think my mom subconciously thought she was doing it--or else said excuse me a few times just to make a point

 

LOL, we used the fart machine prank a few times in roll call. Had the Sgt. looking around trying to figure it out and it was near him. Hilarious.

 

Talk about a Masterpiece Hijack!

All of you deserve a good pat on the back!

MOST EXCELLENT
JOB!


Sincerely Yours,

The Master Hijacker
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New York City is not all that bad I was just there last week for the first time in 17 years. I would not want to go there all the time but do enjoy a exciting drive every once in awhile.

I have been to smaller towns that seem to be worse for traffic than NYC but if you pay attention to detail you will enjoy the crazy drivers and sights.

 

Not sure if my post was in "holier than thou" tone towards you Luna but all im saying is just take your time and if ur lost,fed up pissed off with traffic ask me the short wheelbase daycab guy. I'll be more than happy to point you in the right direction (with avoiding traffic) or hold up traffic so that u can park your truck no matter how long it'll take. And as for Rug_Trucker ok you have a bigger wheelbase but driving in NYC still is not as mind numbing or scary as some people make it to be. As I said in my 1st post just use common sense and you'll be A-OK! Injun couldn't have said it better as far as some of the safety concerns that you pointed out. And hell even with my short wheelbase some of the docks I've bumped in brooklyn wind up being REALLL tight with traffic whipping around you and having to blindside it. Anyhow to you miss Luna if u ever come to NYC on a load send me a PM i'll give u my cell info and I will give u directions to wherever the heck your going, free of charge! Lol!


ps I apologize to ya Lunaglow if I came off sounding like a total JackA--