PETA Contest Offers Free Vasectomy to Winner

Uhhh... do they take you to a vet for that?

 

I think we should just all start practicing cannibalism to cut down on the world population. We can start by eating PETA members.

 

Well I have me PETA shirt already..
People Eating Tasty Animals.....

Oh wrong PETA sorry...

 

All PETA members should be the first to embrace this ideology, when they sterilize themselves maybe then I'll think about it.

 

I don't really care for salads all that much.

 

Stop Animal Suffering! (eat more meat)

 

Just as I believe that animals should be spayed and neutered, I believe that the human population would be far better off if we spayed and neutered many of the humans. Why we allow some of these horrible examples to breed is beyond me.

 

How about a hunting season on Peta members. No limlts!!
Vegetarianism is a mental disease.

 

I don't necessarly disagree with that. But what gives anyone the right to foist their beliefs on another? Therein lies the sticky part.

On a more interesting note, what would happen if PETA-mongers met up with the Westboro Baptist Church? Would it result in a black hole that would consume the earth? Or could we harnass the hate and turn it into energy to solve the world's energy problems? Or maybe we could just get them to a 30 day joint meeting in one of the conference rooms at Japan's Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant.