sealed envelope ?

so we are to WAIT till late Monday to find out...??

hogwash..i say OPEN IT NOW....!!!
just steam it open, haven't you ever done that before..???
the suspenders are killing me....!! OPEN IT...!!!

 

ok, so its only the application. our students have to go to the college (that does the testing for the state) pay the fee, then they get the form to take to the test site itself.. but the application our students have to fill out is at the college, and there they pay the testing fee's.....

so it ain't no big James Bond/Austin Power secret agent stuff....

i feel better now.....i can sleep tonight, knowing that what is inside that envelope isn't the secret plans for the total destruction of the world.....BAHWAA..BAHWAAAAAAA...!!!

 

Of course they aren't the secret plans for the total destruction of the world! I'm still working on them! I haven't yet released them to the sleeper cells yet. but I think they will involve midget clowns and monkey mimes.....or possibly ninja-pirates...

 

all the world loves a midget..this dastardly plan of yours should work, comrade...!!

(by the way, i like "midget tossing and midget bowling")

 

WTH is wrong with you guys?












Problem solved.

 

don't you guys know 'Midget' is outdated??
the new term is KICKABLES

 

What's this "try" crap?!? I, the the Evil Overlord, and Grand Secretary of the The Evil Overlord Political Party (the worst party you've never heard of) do not "try". I DO! This is why I'm waiting for the right time.

In the meantime, I am accepting applications for the following appointed positions:

Chief Minion - Responsible for keeping all other minions in line. Supplied appropriate whip and chair.

War Minion - Responsible for bashing first, jumping up and down on the corpse later. And for crushing all foriegn enemies of the Overlord. Or any foriegners that annoy the Overlord. Oh, and the French. Just because their snooty attitudes piss the Overlord off.

Education Minion - Responsible for brainwashing the young into believing that the rule of the Overlord is the best thing ever, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

Other positions will become available as I think of them...or steal the ideas from other people. Cause I'm evil, ya know:smt077

 

OOH! OOH! Can I be the Slave Master Minion ? I can come up with sexy 1970's fashion { think Star Trek} for Our Exalted Evil Overlord's slaves.