Werner Trainer Craps Himself

THIS- IS- SPARTA !! What a GREAT POST ! Sorry you had to go through it, but I'll agree- THAT'S TRUCKING. Cool writing skills too!

 

Time to ream 'er out to the next size
and install an over sized O-ring.
If it ain't too bad, a can of Stop-Leak might do the trick.

Yer killin' me here!

 

Greatest post ever!!!!

 

Thanks for the laugh, I laughed so hard I had tears. Sorry about your near devistating experience dude. LOL Keep on trucking!

 

I was told that Werner now requires every new prospect empolyee get a proctoligy exam. (the doctor sticks his finger in your bum) then he makes you cough when he has his finger fully inside you. I guess he is checking your flex muscles. The guy i heard this from said it kinda hurts but is well worth it to work for them. I'm not sure if he smells his finger too.

 

ROFL LMAO OMFG

Okay, while this sounds like a unusually well put together stand up routine I can believe it because that same group at his orientation does the rounds from one large company to another. I am pretty sure the Swift driver was my trainer...

 

Funny Funny Funny. Just horrible what students have to go though with filthy trainers like this beut.you would think Mr Werner would hand somebody there rear end butt juice and all.but all he sees is $$$$$$$

 

Later_Dude,
I really think you've missed your calling. I'm thinking comedy scriptwriter, or maybe even stand up. I laughed my ### off at your description of your nightmare from hell experience at Werner. That's the funniest **** I've read in a long while. I only hope that you can look back and laugh at it too!

 

sides still hurting as are the wifes..

Just to clarify..I have heard that at PRIME if you get a trainer that you cannot tolerate you can switch..I hope I am correct here

..anybody ??

 

Too funny.