Ever see a 'show' in a 4 wheeler?

30 years out here, i seen it all yes. and for you guys that dont get flashed...
you aint lookin

 

Actually had a funny one back when I was in training. Had just parked into a loading dock at a mall in Spokane. My mentor had hit the rack, while I sat in the drivers seat doing my logbook. I looked up and saw a couple getting into a car across the way (80 ft maybe). Since she looked good, I naturally admired the view. A couple minutes later, the show began. These two should have been in the movies. I did think about hitting the airhorn at the right moment, but restrained myself.

 

Was heading south on I-15 about 13 years ago climbing backer grad in heavy trtaffic. Looked to my left and in the back of a Dodge Pickup is a 3 on 1 Gangbang going on. I saw her a show that was very nice. Funny part was traffic was heavy enough I kept up with them for about 10 miles before they caught the next guy ahead of me.

 

I had a girl that was sitting in a pick up truck in the wendys drive thru (I was delivering a big order at that same wendys) I was stacking frozen fries etc and her truck was 3 feet away and shes totally topless . . .what? The guy up in the trailer stopped handing me boxes for awhile . . .till she pulled up to the window and got order . . .???????????I was driver with Sygma at time

 

Lady that is suppose to be a gearshift.......

 

If your in Oakdale,Wi right now..,I will "help" you save your batteries....

 

I'm totally lost, too much lingo and I have no clue what happened...

 

Before i was a trucker doing high end residential landscape construction i was in the burlinton ontario area with a right turn lane to my right with our little toy dump truck F550 thing sittin at a red, i look over at an suv just pulling up doing his rolling stop to turn right, all i see is dude checking for traffic and blond curls bouncing up and down in his lap... fricking made my year.

 

I've seen one guy wankin his weiner in a 4 wheeler. My (now) ex was driving, saw the guy, the guy motioned for him to pull over, ex would have done it since he was gay and I was his cover (or another way to get guys). Couldn't find a place to park thank GOD!

Personally I've given some awesome oral to my Dh while he was driving. Can't say I did it more than twice since it's a little awkward and one 18 wheeler driver did ask "Is that a dog in your lap?" LOL All he saw was blonde hair moving around, lmao! Needless to say when I lifted up and looked out the window his next comment was "####, you get it son!"