Bumbs 101 help?

I hope I dont look like a soccer mom...

 

Guh-YEESH!! Me, too. Hope I never have a butt you measure in axe handle lengths!

 

Nope, I think you're safe Injun. I think I read somewhere, in the Soccer Mom's bylaws, you're not allowed to ride Harley's

 

Dont get it twisted...Injuns other ride is a purple Dodge Caravan with one a "My son is on the honor roll at Whatchamacallit Middle School" sticker on the back.

Hell I just saw her the other day at Starbucks, ordering one of those mocha latte grande expresso supreme deluxe "coffees".

 

OMG, not a purple Dodge caravan with a bumper sticker!! Well she must somehow keep it secret from the other Soccer Mom's about her scooter. I mean if they new she rode a panhead, they would probably want her membership revoked. They may put up with one of them rice-rockets, ya know one of the yammer-hammers or sarzookees, that had the big window on the front and large boxes on the sides and headphones on the hardhat. But I doubt they would tolerate a panhead ridin' momma..

 

Harvey! I told ya to keep it quiet! And now you go and rat me out!
Do you know what the SMC (Soccer Mom Club) does to noncompliants? They bake cookies and cupcakes with lots of sugar and cream cheese frosting and force feed them to you until you die from a diabetic overload!

Oh....looks like I'll have to join the XSMMC (Ex-Soccer Mom Motorcycle Club) for protection....and do you know what they do to rats?