I'm a stone cold rookie, gonna work the texas oil fields

Yo, Waspdude !! You makin a commercial for Tom Boddet or somethin' ?? First, ya bump off that Salami guy and now you're aimin' for the Motel 6 gig ?? Okay Paul, I'll bite. Waspdude, just HOW bored ARE you ??? Sonoring is 4000 souls strong...........how boring could a major metropolis like that be ??

 

BTW, " The Texas Shockwave " doesn't have anywhere NEAR the 'punch' of saying " "And THAT'S the bottom line............ 'cause Stone Cold said so ! " Paul, aren't you going to get a rematch in his first Title defense ??? He's probably pretty good, but with the seasoning you've got now, I bet ya can make him tapout.

 

Soooooo,.............. basically your sayin' a slight nut job can hack it, Orrrrrrr a tough mo fo can to, so I might have a shot although my qualifications are questionable........at best ???? What are the odds for a slightly tough nutty mo fo ??? Just found out about a job fair in San Antonio, Wed. Feb. 1, 2012. It's 30 hours from right now and its 23.5 hours drive time from where I'm at. Nope, don't think I'm gonna kill my car pushin' that hard. But it might behoove some of you folks that are closer. Nabors and several others will be there. 10 - 2 Norris Conference Center. Be there, ringside for our main event !!!! In his first title defense ........... Waspdude vs. The Texas Shockwave !!!!!!!!!

 

the handle is hornet, try and get that right next time..

 

Ooops !! Sorry bout that theHornet. Between the Ahlzheimers and the ADHD I musta made a mistake.

 

And the Sclerosis, Trichinosis and houseatosis

 

Hey !!!! Watch it there bub, or I'll have my friends in Sonoring tag team ya and put the Royal Smack Down on ya !! I'd call 'em on my speed dial but they won't answer my calls anymore. "Where you at Rambo ?? " Kansas , huh ?? Why don't you go out and play with one a those tornado's ? And I don't mean one a those "death burrito's" at the Peelot. Take a kite with ya. I'll have you know that the Doc said I'm healthy as a horse. I asked about your health and he said you were as healthy as half a horse. I'll let you guess which half he specified. How do ya like THEM apples, Wiiiiilllbur !! Maybe, you were talking about the warm up match's "stars" before the Main Event. Your profile picture looks like The HonkyTonk Man, you comin' out of retirement ?? Maybe you'd like a match with The Junk Yard Dog ??