Okay, who's in charge of THIS?!? (Truckstop/public bathroom pet peve)

Google earth has your picture. You aint that good looking. Lol

 

Alright, since we're on the subject, here's my bathroom pet peeve.
I cant stand it when, after consuming copious amounts of Doritos and corn dogs, I gotta GO! NOW! You know, that burning cramp that you get in your gut and the fight that you get with the ol sphincter; its pushing and you're pulling! And, thank God, you make it to the toilet without making too much of a mess in your drawers only to find... Some clown has whizzed all over the toilet seat! I mean he just hosed that baby down! And, to make matters worse, there is only a tiny bit of toilet paper in the holder. About a wipe and a half. And NO toilet seat covers. Now its time to test the old decision making process; "shall I wipe off the wee wee and sit bare on the seat, therefore using up all available paper? Or shall I go for it, sitting on all the fresh urine and at least get a wipe in after evacuation"? And then, there is the danger of your finger going through the paper; in which case, prayer may be an option; "Please God, please let the faucet have enough water pressure". Either way, you lose. Remember, in anticipation of a certain purging, your body has made all the preparations for this event; its coming out NOW and nothing is gonna stop it. Think quick!

 

I can't for the life me figure why u have to smoke and #### that is the worse smell on the planet. No matter how bad I have to go I leave and ask for a shower. I mean u go in drop a deuce and leave in under 5 mins longer then that u better go see a doctor.

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You can always tell how tall a plumber is by the height of the urinals.

 

I know the feeling. But if my wife wants to sit on this John, I don't complain...