Bathrooms

Well if you have any phobias of dirty restrooms, you'll get over that pretty quick. Just wait till you get a case of the mudd butt after eating that buffet. For the most part they are tolerable. You'll learn which states generally keep their rest areas clean. It's kinda sad, but after you've been across the country enough you'll remember how many crappers are in each truck stop along the way. Nothing worse than the toilet to parking space ratio being too low.

 

Canada had very clean and graffiti free restrooms at the places I stopped

 

Off topic somewhat... but the best graffiti I ever saw scrawled on a bathroom wall was in a sports bar in Savannah, GA... someone had written "I ######### your mother last night"... someone else wrote underneath it "Go home Dad, You're drunk"

I laughed out loud reading it.

 

Learn to workout you biz-ness without touching the seat or make a nest with the paper

Best thing i saw on a wall " If you have time to read this, you need more fiber in your diet"

 

Paper money is dirtier than toilet seats, you don't see people getting all germ-phobic when you hand them a fifty.

 

welcome bring your own toilet paper and AJAX...lol

 

It'd be nice if men could learn to NOT piss on the toilet seat. Whatsa matter? You guys were hatched and didn't have a mother??

 

I buy those large packages of baby wipes at Walmart & always take it to the restrooms with me. They're good for cleaning toilet seats, yourself, and use them for opening doors.

 

"Poop kit" Clorox wipes for the areas you touch and baby wipes for the rest.

 

walked in the bathroom and somebody had pi ssed right in the middle of the floor.walked the lot and somebody had dumped a pail of poop and pee and tp right in the middle of the parking lot.probably the same pig.