Trucker Proverbs

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Epidemeo, Nov 20, 2012.

  1. ladywrongway03

    ladywrongway03 Heavy Load Member

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    If you do this run,Ill do you right on the next
     
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  3. KAK

    KAK Medium Load Member

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    You can go down a mountain MANY times too slow. Only ONE time too fast !!
     
  4. ColoradoGreen

    ColoradoGreen Heavy Load Member

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    If at first it doesn't fit, get a bigger hammer. If it breaks, well, it needed replacing anyway.
     
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  5. brsims

    brsims Road Train Member

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    Applies to SO many industries, too!
     
  6. marmonman

    marmonman Road Train Member

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    Your dispatcher is not kissing you because he loves you . He is kissing you because he is going to **** you
     
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  7. Big Don

    Big Don "Old Fart"

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    Q: Is this recruiter lying to me? A: Are his lips moving?

    Don't waste time, but never get in a hurry.

    When they tell you, "we always get trucks in there. They just back right in." They are probably talking about straight trucks or tractors with pups. Then don't know the difference between a straight truck and your 53' van being pulled by a road tractor.

    Chain law in effect? Wait an hour or two.
     
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  8. brsims

    brsims Road Train Member

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    Chains are for getting you OUT of trouble, not for driving INTO it!
     
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  9. dairyman

    dairyman <b> Hopper Thread Greeter</b>

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    Always use the 7 P rule, "Prior Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance"
     
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  10. ‘Olhand

    ‘Olhand Cantankerous Crusty

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    keep the left door shut!
     
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  11. Palazon

    Palazon Road Train Member

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    Chrome don't get you home.

    If Mama ain't happy, nobody is.
     
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