Trucker Proverbs

The road to success is usually under construction.

Bad planning on your part does not make it an emergency on my part.

 

IT IS WHAT IT IS........

 

When the broker says the load was scheduled to load tomorrow but theyre going to load you early today, chances are the shipper will be hearing about that for the first time from you!

 

Not true, the ones from NJ and Chicago dont speak english.

 

Look out! Lady driver backing up. (Shouted by me to clear away inattentive bystanders.)

After making an obviously difficult back (with some finesse) ask, "How'd I do? It's my first week driving."

 

Behind every rolling ball, there is a child!

 

If the wheels ain't spinning, I ain't grinning !

The roses have wilted, they all turned brown. Get on the porch if ya can't hammer down !

Honest honey. This company is different. I'll be home all the time.

 

Really, I just tapped it !

 

You get what you get and you don't throw a fit !

 

put your brain in gear before the truck

the miles are always better at another company

a truck is only as reliable as the people who built it

if your at a shop and they say it will take 4 hours plan on 10

you can double the estimate to get the actual repair costs