Trucker Proverbs

make sure the cap is off before you piss

 

Identify, Predict, Decide, Execute. Works every time. I P D E

 

Don't turn a small mistake into a big one.

 

Where there's one bear... there's usually more just up the road

 

If you really are unhappy with your job, you are not healthy and a real S.O.B to be around. Go do something different, your body and family will thank you.



Been here done this !!!!!

 

But it might not be what you think it is..................

 

You get paid to drive it, not to sleep in it.

 

When in doubt, don't.

 

But if you are gonna do it anyhow, do it REAL FAST and hope nobody gets your truck number.

 

And don't post a video of it on youtube afterwards.