Attention All Drivers(and steering wheel holders)...

WHAT DO YOU CALL 365 SWIFT DRIVERS TRAVELING IN THE SAME DIRECTION?

A year worth of experience.

 

HOW CAN YOU TELL WHERE SWIFT FUELS UP?

The lot lizard's all have engagement rings.

 

subscribing so i can hear more swift jokes....

 

A Swift driver was wandering around the truck stop scale in a panic. A Schneider driver walks over and says what is wrong Swifty?

The Swift driver replies I am 2,500 lbs over gross and I only have to go 5 miles with it and there is a scale on the way. The Schneider driver says well when you get up to the scale cut your lights off and coast on by.

The Swift driver replies thats a good idea so they part ways. The Schneider driver is traveling down the road when he notices the Swift driver pulled over by the DOT. The Schneider driver asks what happened Swifty, the trick didn't work?

The DOT replies no but it would have if it would have been night time...

 

a cow hauler is broke down on the side of the road. a swift driver pulls over and asks if he can help. the cow hauler says, "yeah, i need you to take this load of penguins to the zoo, i will give u $500."...the swift driver agrees. later that day, the cow hauler is back rolling and he comes into town...and low and behold, there is the swift driver crossing the road with a bunch of penguins following behind him. the cow hauler slows down and yells to the swift driver, "hey, i thought i told you i needed you to take these penguins to the zoo?"...the swift driver says, " i did, and we had enough money left over, so now i am taking them to the movies"

 

LOL!!!!!!###### Boy!

 

Where do the Swift driver academy rejects end up?



Leasing with Prime.....

 

ouch.......