I have been getting ready to prepare for OTR trucking...did I miss something ?

Haha crazy man! , don't forget NO shower,clean undies or deodorant for at the very least a week, gotta go for that underarm "cat pee" odor eww and very probably under skids!

 

You Betcha!!!

 

Some great pointers in this thread! But nobody has complained or pointed out how everyone else is idiots, so allow me:
This truckstop smells like pee
This shower smells like pee
My dispatcher is an idiot who must hate me
You guys are all uglier than me
And I think youre all stupid doodie heads for anything you ever said or thought
Even if I agree with you

There, now its a trucker thread!

 

Haha shocked!!! Such language Hahahaha

 

Do not forget to check your blinker fluid!!!

 

Try to practice peeing off a 6' ladder into the wind without getting it on you or the ladder.

 

Exactly, this way you can bungi cord yourself to the catwalk as you get used to your trainers new scent as he works you up to the 5 days without a shower. And while you are out there you can monitor the temp. of the reefer that kept you awake for the 3rd night in a row, hang in there you will get tired enough to sleep through a tornado.

 

I have to say this is my favorite thread,lol

 

Haha mine too