I have been getting ready to prepare for OTR trucking...did I miss something ?

If that comment is a reply to my post, I WISH it were truck stop rumours... but since Ive Towed MANY tractors in my life, Ive seen it personally.

 

I'm crying! After reading all the horrible stuff about all the horrible companies, I am glad to see the humor. I think I'll be a good trucker after all! Can anyone give me a hint about being a woman and using a Gatorade latrine?

 

Should I try this also or would it be too much for a woman to scratch her crotch? Boobies! I'll scratch my boobies! And all these years of trying to be subtle with the arm reach across the chest. Now, I'll be free! Wait...do I have to wear a hat that says Trucker Babe or Ford?

 

I have nothing witty to add to this, I am only responding so I can get notifications. I needed this today.

 

Sooo...the female gatorade latrine was a dismal failure. Good thing I tried it in the shower. I was thinking that some european grooming and a bead might be beneficial to aiming.

 

All this talk, and no mention of the art of removing all mufflers. then putting the jake on high setting, and cruise the entire truck stop pretending to hunt for a parking spot. (you know,the one with the most yellow cross-stripes).

Also the attendant at the scale speaker is kidding when they say "park your truck, OFF THE SCALE, and come inside to get your ticket."

 

What happened to our Professional Driver? KJ where oh where did you go? Did you make it thru training or did your second girl friend beat you up? for catching you with your wife?

 

I hear more people prefer the Pickle-Jar...

 

Make sure that whenever you're entering the freeway you don't yield to anyone. Just get on over. If the established traffic doesn't move by the time your entrance ramp runs out, just force the people on the highway to make the adjustment for you

 

Scratch anywhere you want, driver's won't notice, they'll just be letting you know how they're God's gift to woman-kind!

This all the while they lean, arm up, so you get a big old whiff of that week-old underarm sweat and vomit in your mouth a little...

It's an aphrodisiac, right?