A youn salesman from Saskatchewan.

A young guy from Saskatchewan moves to Vancouver and goes to abig "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience Dave?"

The kid says "Yeah. I was a salesman back in Saskatchewan ."

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. "You start tomorrow.
I'll come down after we close and see how you did."

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it. After the store waslocked up, the boss came down. How many customers bought something from youtoday?

The kid says "one".

The boss says "Just one? Our salespeople average 20 to 30 customers a day.

How much was the sale for?"

The kid says $101,237.65".

The boss says "$101,237.65? What the hell did you sell?"

The kid says, "First, I sold him a smallfish hook. Then I sold him amedium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a newfishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down thecoast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boatdepartment and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn'tthink his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotivedepartment and sold him that 4x4 Expedition."

The boss said "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him aBOAT and a TRUCK?"

The kid said "No, the guy came in here to buy tampons for his wife",and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot. You should go fishing."