Maverick Driver general bs thread

love the sense a humor. Almost blew coffee on my keyboard. LOL

 

what pilot are you talking about. I have never had one refer to me or treat me as a professional.

I like to say that the P in pilot stands for piss poor!!!!!!!

 

Just re lease ol blue when you come back. Before you leased it, ol blue was as well known on the sales lot as Big Butter Jesus north of Cincy. lol

 

Trucking is like golf sometimes, "I hate this game. I hate this game. I hate this game......NICE PUTT!!! I love this game.

 

That's because the booger eating morons continue to buy them, cut or more likely tear off the sleeves so you can see their D cup sized man boobs while you wait in line behind them doing their weekly grocery shopping in the truckstop while you wait to transflo your paperwork because they don't have a kiosk for you to avoid said booger eating morons. lol

 

That is so true this day and time.

 

I messed up backing into a spot and dude had to move his truck for me. I ain't used to these spreads yet and he started calling me a dumb ###. I felt about 2 inches tall. And looked like a moron

 

As the new DOT physical standards begin to work, these types of drivers (500lb slobs sucking down their big gulp and 3 chili-cheese dogs) will be no more thank goodness.

 

Well, as long as you were never one of those van drivers who constantly jokes that "flatbedders can't back up" (and had never driven a center-loaded spread-axle trailer) then just don't worry about it and ignore it. IF, however, YOU WERE one of those van drivers who constantly jokes "flatbedders can't back up" then you are experiencing what is commonly referred to as Karma. And I am loving it.

 

No I wasn't one of those van drivers I have pulled flatbed spreads but only backed a couple times I Mainly pulled set tandem flatbeds I am learning its a whole lot different but I am loving it my trainer never got mad just said now y have learned something new