Simple Green, Qtips, and Silly Putty

Yes.....Spray Simple Green into the whiny Forklift op's face.....Silly Putty in his mouth....And I don't have to tell you where you're gonna shove the Q-tips....

 

Omg that was epic!!!!! There was a flatbedder that needs to read that one. I seen what happened to his trailer felt horrible for the guy.

 

The silly putty is for those guys that park on the fuel islands. Use a reddish brown putty and stick it in the driver side door handle. Spray the putty with the simple green to give it that fresh squeezed slimy texture. Use the q tip to pack it in under the handle.

 

Instead of SILLY PUTTY for cleaning try this stuff http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/b88d/

 

LOL! I just pictured the silly putty slingshot ammo ricocheting everywhere.

 

sir you make me laugh thanks

 

Sooo, YOU were the guy in the back of the class with the spit-wads! :smt077

You graduated, did ya?

Do you know what silly putty does to a girls hair?? It isn't pretty. :smt022 I got a Pixie cut in 3rd grade b/c of it.

 

The only thing I know of that will clean greasy hands better than silly putty is making meatloaf.

 

I thought you were supposed to use wheel bearing grease under the door handles of people who park on the fuel line?

Adam