Boy! They will hire just about anyone

She probably looks pretty good after a month on the road and a six-pack.

 

That would take a 24 Pack a Night at the Topless Club and a USA Truck backing into me to look even close to being good!.

 

lot lizards would still offer a service.

 

So...that's what happened to my ex-wife. I've been wondering, I haven't seen her in 17 years.

I see she still needs a shave...

 

Some lucky fella scooper her up. Opps forgot it's 2014, Some lucky female deals with her #### now

 

Haven't any of you heard? The top brass at Schneider think of the drivers as monkeys so they're trying a new pilot program that teaches real monkeys to drive

 

Jokes on them. Squirrels do it for peanuts, not bananas.

 

Reminds me of an old NASA joke my mom used to tell, but could be retrofitted to this. Astronaut goes into space with a monkey. He's observing all the monkey's duties. Pushing buttons, pulling levers, setting dials, so the astronaut is thinking, wow, if the monkey is doing all this, imagine what I have to do. So the astronaut opens his "to do" list and it reads, "Feed the monkey".