Werner Trainer Craps Himself

MaN-0-MaN,
Ain't that the truth?
That's what makes it scary-er.

There are those who wear their dirt on the outside.


While others hide their dirt on the inside.

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Well, it is luck of the draw. You have all sorts out there when it comes to hygiene, and you have all sorts when it comes to trainers... I don't know Werner's policies, but I know some companies allow someone to become a trainer with a whopping six months of experience, and that's laughable, at best.

 

He showered without using soap?

 

when I was in orientation, I had 3 roommates in my hotel room during the week long span I was there. The first girl (who was testing out for her own truck) said her trainer had pee cups (not bottles, but CUPS!) with lids that fell off on to the carpet. He didn't shower once for a 30 day span, and he didnt brush his teeth or use deodorant.

I never got a story from the 2nd girl, she griped about the hotel room being too hot and I told her she could go pay for her own room if she didn't like it (it was like -13º F outside and I barely had it on warm setting), she walked out and got her own room, lol.

the 3rd girl had a similar experience to the first girl, and also said her trainer was also a fat blob who wore the same clothes over and over for days on end and to make matters WORSE, he was hitting on her, asking her for a relationship and crap, had partially fully cans of food on the floorboard, trash everywhere, dirty clothes everywhere...I cant even imagine what she had to put up with, makes me want to puke thinking about it.

I sat in that hotel room horrified for a week at who my trainer was going to be, what his hygiene standards were, and what his truck was going to look like. I was pleasantly surprised to find a clean bunk, made up nicely, truck smelling good, windows washed inside and out, scent sticks and auto freshners everywhere. I was like #WINNING!


Once he finally showed up on the 11th, we had a long talk about hygiene on the way up to Laramie. so glad we're on the SAME PAGE! lmao. but he really is a decent fellow, he's gone way out of his way to make things a little easier for me, and I'm doing my best to do the same. (although we had a bit of a clash today haha, but it happens.)

 

Two grown people in 10 foot space are going to clash it's a matter of when not if

 

Every time I read you posts for some reason I read them with a Yoda voice.

 

Yoda, you say?
Hmmmmm ------
Compared to the voice(s) others have reported usin' when readin' my posts,
Yoda ain't really all that bad.
Can you imagine readin' me with a Darth Vader voice? Or Yogi Bear?
Some folks report readin' me with a Tweety Bird voice.
Imagine that and go figure.
It's twue!
It's twue!
That's one of the reasons why I don't read what I write.

If the situation continues and becomes too distracting to you,
it may require a more drastic approach to alleviate the problem.
I recommend readin' silently without vocalizing.
I know.
I know.
Easier said than done, right?
Here's a tip from one of the readers who reads me with a
Howard Stern voice, which annoys those in close proximity, ---
Try readin' me during meals.
Breakfast, lunch or dinner, -- doesn't matter which one, ---
or all for that matter.
It's pretty hard to talk with a mouth full of food and/or drink,
which is probably why it's considered impolite.

As long as you keep me in your head, away from your lips, no one
would know who's on your mind. Now, if you should happen upon
someone else readin' me, --- don't say a word. Just nod in their
general direction, and smile. There are some thangs that mere
words just cannot describe.
Many have tried, -- all have failed.

I hope you're able to endure this affliction, and maybe come to
appreciate my messages written in-betwixt the lines, or illustratin'
the absurd with absurdity, or followin' illogical logic to a logical
conclusion to get a point across.
The last thang I would ever suggest is to stop readin' me all
together. I appreciate and respect all of my readers. Without
'em, I, Shakey AfterShock, would cease to exist. In reality, I, being
only hieroglyphics on a contrasting background, depend on readers
readin' me to justify my efforts and existence.
ThanX, to one and all. :smt045

At any rate, Oi!, I sincerely appreciate that you read my posts.
To me, the voice you read me with is irrelevant, as long as the voice
has a firm grasp on the English language.
I don't come across as effectively when translated. :smt112

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Wel I take a shower, just about every day, and yes I do stick my finger out! when Im passing a unclean jerk off

 

Sounds like my very first three months of truck driving, I was running team across Canada and through the USA, the guy I was with would never shower unless he was going to mooch a meal from a church group on the road, and he brought one change of clothes for the entire 37 day journey, After the third month I ended up going to a salvation army in Calgary Alberta and buying luggage and then took a bus Back to Toronto Ontario.I couldn't take it any longer.

 

6 months? Probably just enough to let you get killed on the road.