Dream Truck Stop

Along with with others havae said and what i may jave missed reading.. Many more fuel stalls with pump hoses of good length in the same spots that reach both tanks at the same time.. same with the def pumps .. the latest up to date technology gadgets and accessories .. no more price gouging .. do it yourself truck wash .. a parking that's never full .

 

I'm liking the " Do It Yourself" truck wash. I'm in if ya wanna invest...F' Blue Beacon and their streaky results!

 

No blindside parking
Spot wide enough to use my cheater pipe without hitting truck next to me
Full service pumps maybe
Gaurded gate to allow trucks only in and Riff Raff out
Separate trucker only bathroom in middle of lot like a campground
Garbage and urine strict enforcement policy

I can go on but like said it's all a fantasy.

 

Oh yeah.. i forgot .. a designated parking area for scale use only..

 

I just want faster wifi. I just paid $5 for a whopping 0.35 mbps. Barely enough to load a Web page. So much for streaming netflix tonight which requires a whopping 7mbps.

 

When I win the lotto..currently.. funds are tied up in other projects

 

A poorly lit parking lot so I can use my cheater bar on the person who is waking me up with theirs.

Scantily clad women to fan and feed me grapes.

 

Last week I saw a driver with a dog on a leash.. the dog did its duties on black top

the driver appeared as though this act was normal..