Werner Trainer Craps Himself

Are you sure you that was Werner? Sounds like McFarland Truck Lines,Austin Mn.

 

As I understand it, Big truck truckin' companies are like men ---- they're ALL the same.

 

Except for the size of their trucks

 

Well, ........ YeAH,
size DOES matter -----
particularly over-length.

 

Don't forget MPG. The Big trucks have to have some endurance.

 

YuP!
Too twue.

But, I hear if that "endurance" lasts longer than four hours, ...... y'all gotta call your dispatcher.

No brag when it's fact. :smt031:smt083

 

I have enjoyed reading this thread more than anything I've read in a very long time! Thanks for all of the laughs.

 

WhAT?!
You're not taking this seriously?

Good for you, Homie.

And the whole world laughs WITH us.
Well,.......... except for a few party poopers,
who take us too seriously.

 

That is the funniest thing i have ever read. Im considering NOT being a truck driver now. You scared me. I think i would get out at the next rest area and run away screaming.

 

Mission accomplished.

Although, the screaming isn't necessary.
Nobody would believe you anyway.