Things that make my blood boil

Should of pulled his 5th wheel pin and watch him drop his trl as he pulls out.

 

I tell my friends that there are only two types of driver the don't like truckers: male and female! haha. Fortunately, those are the only two type that need us on the road, as well.

 

saw a prime driver pull into the fuel islands a few weeks ago at the trail star in glendive mt and didnt even fuel ! blocked the islands for about 20 mins wile he was jerkin his gerkin and plenty of places to park .
makes ya wonder how some of these fools put theyre pants on in the morn without mommies guidance .

 

I was sitting in Kingsland, GA last week and a truck with the name King David pulled up next to me. I was sitting in my bunk, playing on the computer. He opens his door, wipes it down with a white towel like a paper towel, than gets out and sweeps another paper towel onto the ground. As he was climbing down, I stand up so I can see what I know he is going to do with the white towel he just wiped his door down with. Sure enough he throws it on the ground and with his foot, pushes it under the truck. I couldn't take it man, so I got out and walked up to him and here is what I said; "sir, I see you like to keep your truck clean,,he says yeah,,I said, can you keep our parking lot clean as well?" He said; "I will pick it up" I thought we were great and so I complimented him on his Pitt but, he said something I didn't understand then I did,,,I said; 'no, I said you had beautiful Pitt",,,he said f You and I was a POS.... I just shook my head and walked back to my truck while he walked in to take a shower. Later when I was behind my truck talking to another driver, he comes by in his truck and blows his horn. I turn around and look and he looks me right in the eye and throws out a white paper towel...lol I just shook my head... I can not believe how bent he got over the whole thing.

 

Boy when I build my truck stop the signs are going to be so politically incorrect.... Like this one...

 

Heck do what i did...got a tupperware bowl, some dirt and dish detergent. Mix the dirt and dish detergent together and smear it on the door handles on the inside part so he doesn't see it. As soon as he goes to open his door his hand is covered in the crap and he starts yelling...####! ####! oh my god it is ####!!!
Teaches them not to park in the fuel island pretty fast.

 

Unless you see that driver beating on a woman or kid, no one deserves that kind of treatment. But then it might be a couple of weeks before he had to worry about the 5th wheel pin anyhow.

 

I am thinking some raw shrimp and a note saying not to park in the fuel island in an unlocked cab. It will get the point across in a couple of days. Gotta hide them good though..... Oh and the annoying flies that will hitch a ride too... LOL

 

Tie a poop bag on his mirror.

 

The truck stops have to handle it, a start would be extra points for fast clearing of the fuel islands - and points/shower loss for excessive time (computers and sensors can track it all). All about the showers, start hitting those and most of this will end.