Don't take shortcuts

"Hey Mac, whaddo I put for da height?"

"I dunno, put 10'-6"."

"Did ya measure it?"

"Do you see a rulah in my hands? Just do it and let's go to lunch."

 

Exactly, stopping before going under the bridge to see if it will actually clear is a waste of time and would defeat the purpose of taking a shortcut. The only sure fire way of telling if it will fit is to bore right into it and see what happens.

 

So, what about Halloween?

 

If Halloween falls on a day that ends in "y", I'll be sarcastic that day as well.

I think you may not entirely know what I mean when I say, a day that ends in "y", so let me explain:

Monday, Tuesday, Tomorrow-Day, any other day

Any day, that ends in "y"

 

Guess the letters on the side of the truck were not big enough for the driver to read or see.
Ironically he never seen the clearly marked bridge height either by the looks of it.
Perhaps someone needs new glasses.
And of coarse a new top for the truck and a new trailer too and bridge repair.

 

Nothing a few zip ties won't fix...

 

Do not forget the duck tape.

 

Oh. My sarcasm wasn't seen...

I see we have a sarcasm standoff.

How to resolve this indeed...

 

That's how the shop fixed my mirror. I have the worst looking new truck.

 

http://m.localnews8.com/news/truck-crashes-into-idaho-falls-underpass/33085958
Here is another funny one for the books...