I was a _________ before trucking....

Most recently a Hazards Assessment Inspector for several insurance companies. Prior to that a laboratory optician, then a fork lift operator, a line cook and occasional waiter.

 

Well I guess I'm not very well rounded. I was a Marine...........and that's it.

 

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Chinaman doesn't take directions very well.

 

I like your style.


What I used to do is classified. At least till the prosecutor in my old town keels over.

 

OK, now I see where the problem was; I was thinking the monkey and the football.

 

Dang! That is cool that you just come right out and say it - stripper. I would not hold that against any gal, I've tucked a few bucks in my time! Very cool!

 

How about chief executive officer in charge of smartassery? Lol

 

i was a male exotic dancer by the name of "Mr. Shakesalot"......

of course, not to let anyone wonder, i am the one on the right..

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Computer repair technician to the Amish. I was lonelier than the Maytag repair guy.

 

I was

I was in a casino in West Wendover, NV and that silly bunch of Chippendales was there. I don't see the attraction; looked like a freak show one might see in a circus. Silly women with a brain like a marble in a 5 gallon bucket, screeching like those witches do in cartoons. Real women like "dad-bods."