The Misadventures of CottonMouth and Kenny

Discussion in 'Experienced Truckers' Advice' started by Cottonmouth85, Jul 14, 2015.

  1. realdesertkickin

    realdesertkickin Heavy Load Member

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    Wow, now that you put it that way...
    Trucker, poker player, meth cook......all similar beasts!!! lol
     
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  3. Cottonmouth85

    Cottonmouth85 Bad Influence

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    I'm a road train now... like a MF'in Boss!


    Actually given the nature of my job it seems fitting.
     
  4. Ougigoug

    Ougigoug Heavy Load Member

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    Wow sorry CottonMouth my mistake this should have landed on the trucker appreciation week thread!

    Don't know what happen?!?!?!?
     
  5. Cottonmouth85

    Cottonmouth85 Bad Influence

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    Who knows... no worries man.
     
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  6. Cottonmouth85

    Cottonmouth85 Bad Influence

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    Well I did my good deed for the day. Pulling on to a toll road I see a Knight truck on the side. Honestly I thought 'look at this idiot, couldn't find a better place to park it?' So as I pass I see it's a little old man at the wheel. I grab the mic and give a ' Y'alright driver?' Not expecting a response.

    He comes back with 'thanks, I'm just seeing if I have enough money for the road' I tell him it's 2.50 as i turn on.

    Well he turns out after me. Then he asks how far down the toll booth is. I tell him there's a coin machine just up the road.

    "Oh no, all I have is 1.60 in change and a $5 bill' he says. He starts panicking wanting to know if he can pay online... he can't get a ticket etc....

    I keep 2 rolls of quarters in my glove box so I key up 'hit the shoulder, hand'

    Pop the brakes, run back to his cab with 8 quarters in my hand and you shoulda seen the look on his face.

    'If we don't look out for each other out here, who will? Pay it forward'

    Then I climbed back in, grabbed a handful of gear and disappeared.
     
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  7. realdesertkickin

    realdesertkickin Heavy Load Member

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    I would have takin his keys and retired his butt....lol...cant be fumblin thru your purse on the shoulder anymore...Other motorists are watching other things,,,tv etc etc

    I dig how you roll tho....If we all carried on as such, all our days would be easier..

    Hate passing stopped folk...but its so dang likely theres help on the way, so often,,,,,
     
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  8. Truckergirl0720

    Truckergirl0720 Medium Load Member

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    I need someone to install a radio and do a good deed....hint hint lol
     
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  9. Cottonmouth85

    Cottonmouth85 Bad Influence

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    LoL. What kind of radio you working on?
     
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  10. truckon

    truckon Swamp Thing

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    Bahahah.
    It just took me 5 hours to get that radio in.

    Had to cut the dash in the K5 and mount it, and whoever took the old one out cut the wires way short.

    Don't look that bad, but not perfect. Now for new speakers.
     
  11. Cottonmouth85

    Cottonmouth85 Bad Influence

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    I did a complete audio job in a 379 a couple years ago.... had the whole cab and sleeper interior gutted and laying on the shop floor. But man oh man was that truck a dream once I got it done.
     
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