Things to Pack OTR

It's my industrial size hair dryer, AND I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!

I stay out a month at a time, so I tend to keep a long list of supplies on the truck. Mostly small things tho; they don't actually take up so much room.

 

Maybe he throws them at panhandlers that approach him at the fuel island.

 

1: Humidifier

2: Solar Shower

3: Footsie pajamas

4: Binoculars

5: Micrometer

6: Truck stop guide

7: Your Mom

8: 'How to keep your Volkswagen alive' book by John Muir

9: Honda Ruckus or bicycle

10: Flare gun

11: Vagisil

12: Toaster

13: 'Get home' bag

14: Laundry bag for dirty clothes

15: One of those bowls you can hang from your neck so you can eat spaghettios or fruity pebbles while driving

16: Acetone

17: Lithium

18: Toluene

19: Hydrochloric acid

20: Psuedoephendrine

21: Red Phosphorus

22: Sodium hydroxide

23: Sulfuric acid

24: Anhydrous ammonia

25: Lantern fuel or lighter fluid

26: Ether

27: Antifreeze

28: Iodine crystals

29: A good dentist's #

30: A good lawyer's #

31: A GPS to locate that secure spot in the desert where you stashed all your money

 

Maybe they're for leaving the shower door open in case he needs a back rub?

 

Hahahaha ..
He might need to add soap on a rope then.

 

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You need these so that you have something to talk to other truckers about while you're on the road.

 

If you are going as a company driver, leave the spare parts and most of the tools at home. Especially the spare air line. GH seals, zip ties, hammer, and screwdrivers. If it needs more than that to fix make the company foot the bill. You don't get paid to fix the truck so don't fix it.

 

Great attitude.
If you can fix something yourself so you can keep rolling and making money who cares if you get paid to fix it.

 

I used them on my freight shaker to secure a lot of crap bouncing around. I also used them to secure my CB overhead where I wanted it and never had a issue. Basically the same uses as bungees inside the truck. D rings to put on trailer breakaway doors that had chains to short mostly or bad chains.

 

I care. 100 bucks an hour just in labor. I fix little stuff, never said I didn't. But hose clamps? If you want to fix one, fine, but make the company buy it!