In-cab urination

I hate to be the bearer of bad news ALL the time.The good news is I saved a ton on my auto insurance with Geico.

 

Probably talked to the lizard as well.

 

My lard arse would flatten that like a pancake....LOL...How do you like it so far?

 

Through the P.A. speaker on my CB maybe..."LIVE From the T.A. at BUTTHOLEVILLE ARKANSAS ...... IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT"......When I was a bit younger and dumber (last week) my favorite lot lizard trick was to wait until a couple of them were moving around and holler over my PA...."HERE COMES THE COPS"....you can get them on the hoof with that one occasionally and you can also tell which ones are paying the cops off too because they go to pulling money out of their bras and getting ready to fork it over.

 

Some of you males need to stop peeing outside when there is still light.

I'm female.. and I'm watching... and if you aren't cute... I'm blowing the air horn at you...and laughing when you get a free golden shower.


AND THAT'S 50~!

 

That's nice. Wake up all the other's trying to sleep. I am assuming this to be in a truck stop.

 

o get a grip....

Did i fail to put in enuf LOLs and HAHAHAs to make it an obvious joke or what?

 

Sorry, never saw a one.

 

Blow the horn at me and I'll just start moonwalking for ya....Don't give a redneck an audience unless you want a show.

 

Sounds like one needs to carry a stockpile of Depends on the truck.

http://www.depend.com/products/individual/fitted.asp