Why am I the only trucker to use an umbrella?

I would rather be cold, wet and miserable than use an umbrella. Flipflops? Not in a million years. If I was barefoot in the snow at 30 below I might possibly try on a pair off shoes but not before. Steel toe or #### kickers for work. And polished up #### kickers for play.

 

Is that a tinfoil hard hat underneath?

 

I do have an umbrella at home and in my personal vehicle . Like someone said the older I get the less I care what anyone thinks. Function over form.

I bought a new one recently, things ain't cheap

 

I don't use a umbrella because I'm not a , just kidding, I've kept a umbrella in my truck for that same reason, if another doesn't like it? I couldn't care less

 

I'm amazed at how stupid most people are. Some of you seem angry that someone would use an umbrella to keep dry while walking across a parking lot instead of looking proud stupid and wet walking across a parking lot. "I WOULD RATHER WALK BAREFOOT IN THE SNOW THAN......" what the #### do flip flops, snow, and steel toe boots have to do with staying dry under an umbrella? You must be the same guy who looks angry when you see me taking a nice brisk walk around the truck stop parking lot to stay healthy because your sitting in your truck with your steel toe boots on

 

It's the John Wayne syndrome. l o l

 

???? Not real sure how you connected the dots on this one but dang you nailed it. Have you ever thought of working for the FBI psychic division? I guess I am a stupid, angry, jogger hater. Lots of things I can think of to say but I will save my breath and wish you a "good day" sir.

 

You don't need an umbrella when you're always wearing a hoodie. Right?

 

Trucking is the most "fake-macho" job you can possibly get. They look at you weird because anything that's not what the stereotypical Chuck Norris would do is just wrong.

Me, personally, I don't use an umbrella, but that's because I really like the rain. Unless I'm on my forklift, I hate sitting on a wet seat, no matter how wet I am