Night driving and staying awake

I don t know how true it is, but I ve heard some super truckers suck on tooth picks to keep them awake

 

I take it you must have reached down and got your apple juice and pee jug mixed up during the night

 

Do you drink it straight from the source or do you put it in some sort of container first?

 

Those toothpicks are dipped in drugs, speed or something

 

Just trying to open a whole other can of worms, aren't you?

 

Why do you call them super truckers?

 

For the guys:

Grab your fishing pole and cut off about 3 feet of line. Attach a treble hook.
Tie one end of line to the back of your ball cap.
Run string down your back, between your cheeks, and attach treble hook to one of the boys.
Now every time your head starts to fall forward, you will receive a nice little "wake up call".

 

I'm not a guy but that hurts just thinken about it.

 

Meth

 

How many company drivers do you hear of being up 2 or 3 days straight?