Driver, that is cold! LOL

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  1. wadamc

    wadamc Light Load Member

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    I like to get in the passenger door and roll the horn pull into the window of the driver door. Always fun to watch the driver jump when they open the door and blow the horn.
    Slapping the fuel pump off when they're on the passenger side is always fun, too.
     
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  3. wadamc

    wadamc Light Load Member

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    I used to work in a factory. We would grease the earpiece of the phone, then page someone.
     
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  4. Flipflops

    Flipflops Heavy Load Member

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    Lol!

    A guy had a problem with his code on the dash in his volvo once. This African guy lol. Owner operator. He approached me asking if I've ever seen it and can I help him. All it needed was "clear messages" or whatever. But I wanted to play a bit so o gave has and idled his engine a bit more with the cruise control. Told him "#### this is going to explode!!!"... His eyes went wide open and all he could say was "NOO!" In African accent. Man I couldn't stop laughing. Guy was cool about it and laughed too
     
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  5. miss elvee

    miss elvee Heavy Load Member

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    You guys!!! Lol.
    And this is why I check my equipment every stop. Had to, when I was a greenie drivers used to pick on our trucks quite a bit. Airlines, line springs, pull the 5th wheel pin, flip placards, crap in the glad hands or smeared across the headlights. Such is the life of a Swifty greenhorn.

    I'd probably have caught just about all of them but the bait shrimp.

    If it was tied good and high I'd prolly have stunk to high heaven for a week. Lol.
     
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  6. wadamc

    wadamc Light Load Member

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    I love a good prank, as long as it doesn't affect the road worthiness of the truck. If you #### with something and make it unsafe or could cause a ticket, you deserve an ### kicking and more.
     
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  7. AModelCat

    AModelCat Road Train Member

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    A good one my dad shared with me was dumping un-popped popcorn down the stacks.
     
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  8. taxihacker66

    taxihacker66 Road Train Member

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    Man you just planted a seed .
     
  9. samton

    samton Light Load Member

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    When do adults start acting like adults?
     
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  10. taxihacker66

    taxihacker66 Road Train Member

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    Don't know but I did hear a saying that once a kid always a kid .
     
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  11. sbaumann14

    sbaumann14 Road Train Member

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    you can take a can of shaving cream, throw it in the freezer, and it will harden into a cylinder. cut off the can. put it back into freezer until ready to use, then put under seat or in glove box.....when it melts and starts to expand....LMFAO!!!
     
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