Worst thing you've caught on road/working

Yes Really. Please don't complain about the way Muslims are treated in America. It is light years better than the way Americans and Christians are treated in any Muslim led country.

 

I got caught with the boss's daughter!

 

Haha, Date night with the bosses daughter and it happened at a truck stop! thats class right there. Subway, Cheetos and a puddin cup. Yeehaa.

 

Why can't the Muslim drivers get a shower to wash feet in?
I mean REALLY....I watched one at the Petro in VA wash his in the bathroom sink....No reason he could not have used a shower credit!

 

Biggins

 

I caught insanely good looks and a wicked sunburn on my left arm. No correlation.

 

I'm with you. Take a shower and wash the whole shebang.

 

Ouch!

 

Right now I have the flu. The Hershey squirts, the whole 9 yards. Fortunately I have a pilot shower card full of shower credits, and the people there keep comping me showers since I'm just going in there to either puke or poop my guts out.

 

Don't say bang around muslims, thats racist and might set the bomb off.