The science of CB radios (to not sound dumb)

If not for escorts and the occasional loader or crane operator i wouldn't even have a radio in my truck any more.

 

What about Tarzan and the fake restaurant orgasm?

 

What did I just read lol

 

If you had a CB radio, you would know.

 

Same guy followed me around for the better part of 20 years.

Then one night while out to dinner with the wife she leans over and whispers in my ear that she ain't got no panties on, everyone in the restaurant looked at me like I did something wrong when I yelled out "shut up stupid". Dinner was over and I never got to know if she really didn't have any on nor did she ever offer that bit of knowledge again.

 

In that case you should have created your account as Roy G. Biv.

 

When you get a CB, you will hear "I ain't got no panties on" and "shut up stupid" as well as rants about politics and religion about 10 times more than any helpful information.

 

He had the "super peak and tune" from the CB shop in the station wagon out behind the truck wash next to the pickup selling rubber bands across the street from the crack ##### bench. Now he has a radio swinging 100 watts and spraying RF all over the band and two bands either side of the CB band and just to make sure he's getting out he has his antenni pointed straight forward on his large car. Tai-Fo