Things I have learned from these forums

Morephus, you just haven't found "The One".

 

Ttr, family is like any other family a mixed bag of nuts.

 

What I've learned from these forums, and trucking in general:
All mega carriers are bottom feeders.
All new CDL holders must do their first year at a mega carrier for $0.20 per mile - no exceptions.
E-logs are the devil.
Does company XYZ drug test? What about hair follicles? I want to share the road with you, but do not want to give up my $2K per week coke habit.
If you ain't got a long nose Pete with a Cat and an 18 speed, then you ain't ridin'. Don't forget that chrome sun visor because the windshield isn't already tiny enough.
Let's not slow the cruise control down 1 mph to let someone pass quickly because turtle races are fun.
All truck stops think that truckers are gun nuts that live in trailer parks (see the shirts and hats inside the store). I suppose all the pee bottles in the parking lot and the lovely writing on the bathroom walls doesn't help.
All local jobs pay big money and I am home every day. Nevermind that I work 60 hours or more per week.
Welcome to Pilot. Are you Thungry? As a courtesy to other drivers, please pull forward from the diesel islands when finished fueling.

 

CB radios, COEs, Armstrong steering,19 cpm, 2 log books. Ya know you miss it.

 

Ya, cause your a bad cop enforcing bad laws!!!
(sarcastic callback from another thread)

 

Roflmao

 

Oh yes... Totally agree!!!

A lot of awesome people and many opportunities to learn about many different aspects of trucking... AWESOME Site!!!

Personally, just having some fun with the concept of this thread.

 

Oh and people that I have previously disagreed with and even got kinda heated who's posts I now enjoy and consider a friend here ..Midwest macdaddy lol

 

Gun nut, yes. Trailer park, no.


I was thungry, but I just drate....

 

Three ( 3 ) log books. Sometimes an hour to full with them when you really don't want to, cause you gotta keep all three current. And one is the real the one.