What to wear while driving the truck

My finest suit is my birthday suit. And that's exactly how I answer the door when anyone knocks. Ace Ventura style.

 

You have to only have 3 teeth in your head to be ###### enough to wear that....

 

If it's the middle of the night, birthday suit is better

 

i use this, built in the floor of my sleeper:

 

LOL! i think these guys have 3 teeth between the both of them. saw them on a tv show quite a while back.

 

so you're the driver on the radio saying " I ain't got any panties on"

 

tip-toeing in the parking lot at night, trying not to awake the doggies

 

You guys are loving this thread! Steel toe crocks & sparkly stilletos?! Haaa

 

They need to sell steel toe clip ons for those 98 cent flip flops at Walmart.