Rollover caused by "large owl"

Roflmao.

 

Bet the good ole boy was real happy that day, you have him a free turkey dinner,fresh! Lmao

 

I kid ya not that guys trunk was popped before that bird hit the eastbound lane lol

 

Hey barcode, are you trying to make me choke on my coffee???

 

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Remember riding with my dad years ago, we were running behind another guy working for the same company. Guy in front of us hits the brakes for a second then starts swearing on the CB. A dove hit the driver's mirror. He was unhurt but the mirror was little worse for wear and the cab was full of feathers (downside of 2x60 air conditioning I suppose).

 

I had a hawk roll over the windshield in my personal vehicle one time, no damage done but definetly got my attention! Used to work with a guy who swears a buzzard came thru the windshield of his camaro then crapped and puked all over his car before chasing him out of it. Lol

 

One adjective I'd have added: delicious.
A big, delicious cannonball (or butterball) floating in slow motion.

 

I will pick up a dead hawk or an owl,and keep it in the fridge,if a roll over happens,just lay it on the floor,boom non preventable.