UFO sighted at Ripon, CA Flying J

Something eerie happening. I think I was "away" for all of November!

 

Never mind the shooting here in Little Rock. Throw that onto the stack of other shootings around here. That is why I carry. Threat level is decent down there at night.

Anyhow.

There is a base near Mojave called Edwards I believe. That base flies at night usually with experimenal and test flights. If something happened it happened.

I don't worry about that stuff anymore. It's not to say I don't care, I do. But Ive more important worries in life than to worry about the whoo whoo or the newest military iron.

 

That was J, he lives in a nearby galaxy and flies security sorties all the time at the Ripon J to check things out. The spotlight you saw, someone was probably pissing between trailers near you and J was shaming them with his big light. It is kept on the downlow because if the FAA found out about a UFO they'd try to capture it.

 

Did it hurt to sit down for a while too?

 

Hmm... better call Scully and Mulder. Sounds like something for the X-Files.

Living in the Northeast, we have our share of "X-Files". Over in Jersey, many people still claim they've seen the so called Jersey Devil. Whether it's true or not is not for me to judge. If one person claimed to of seen him, I would call Loony Bin on them. But if hundreds, or thousands of people claimed to of seen him, including UFO's and Big Foots and whatnot, I can't really say that ALL of them are crazy. All I know is when I use to make deliveries in the Pine Barrons, which can be a CREEPY area, I would keep my so called Third Eye open.

 

Edwards AFB is a Test/Research Facility for the Air Force. There is also a NASA Test/Research Flight Center located on the base. Both run night test flights to collect data frequently. Edwards and Area 51 both fall under the same Air Force Command, so I would not doubt they are running test/research flights at night so no one sees any of the aircraft.

 

I seen Bigfoot, the Abominable Snowman, Elvis, the Jersey Devil, and three Swift drivers playing football down here in Florida last night.

 

Thank you kindly sirs.

I wish I know that old Mojave road, name or number. There is a awesome coffee shop like 200 yards from a mobile home dev just past that airfield a few miles yonder. Either it's dry enough to think a coffee is the awesomest. The durn shop sits off by itself with recent paving which by now close to 20 years may be falling in.